Damage calculator
Total DPS10,000
Cash spent41,500
Range33At least one attack hits an area, so every toilet caught in it takes this damage and the time holds for each one in a group.
DJ Speaker Man's boost is applied to each attack's damage and cooldown, and several DJs don't stack: the game keeps the best one. Witch TV Woman's debuff raises all damage the toilet takes.
Using the result
Toilet health isn't sent to the game client, so type the health you're up against. Time to kill is that health divided by total DPS, which assumes every copy you placed is hitting the same toilet the whole time. That holds for a boss walking past a cluster of units, less so for one unit at the start of a long path.
For a full loadout at once, use the loadout builder. The tier list ranks every unit on the same DPS numbers.
Questions
Where does the DPS number come from?
Each attack's damage divided by its cooldown, the way the game's unit index works it out, added up across every attack the unit has. Bleed and burn are added on top as damage a second.
How much does DJ Speaker Man boost?
At max level, +25% damage, +12% range and 20% off the cooldown of every unit in its range. Two DJs on the same unit don't add up: the game keeps whichever boost is best.
What does Witch TV Woman do?
She doesn't attack. Toilets inside her range take 5% more damage when she's placed, rising to 15% at max level, and that counts for every unit hitting them.
Why does a unit say it can't hit?
The TV line (TV Man, the TV Women, Titan Cinema Man and their upgrades) can't target Glasses Toilets. Against flying toilets, only the attacks flagged to hit flying count, so a Titan's melee attack often drops out.
