About Glistening Noob
Glistening Noob is an Exclusive unit in Slop Tower Defense. There are 281,805 in the game. It has no set trade value yet, so the trading hub is the place to see what players offer for it.
Stats
Fully upgraded, Glistening Noob hits for 400 every 1s, about 400 damage a second, with a Bleed + Farm attack. Placing it costs 800 cash and all 4 upgrades bring the total to 9,425. You can place 2 at a time. It sees hidden enemies from upgrade 3. It pierces armor from upgrade 4.
| Level | Cost | Damage | Cooldown | Range | DPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Place | 800 | 340 | 2s | 12 | 170 |
| Lv 2 | 1,000 | 355 | 1.75s | 14 | 203 |
| Lv 3 | 1,875 | 370 | 1.5s | 15 | 247 |
| Lv 4 | 2,250 | 385 | 1.25s | 16 | 308 |
| Lv 5 | 3,500 | 400 | 1s | 17 | 400 |
Damage a second is damage divided by cooldown; splash, fire, bleed and the other effects add to it in a match. Try a trait in the damage calculator.
How to get Glistening Noob
Glistening Noob isn't on a banner, in a crate or chest, or in a crafting recipe in the game files, so trading is the way to get one now.
Copies in existence
The game's own count across all players, read on Oct 31, 2026.
Related Values
FAQ
How many Glistening Noob exist?
281,805 Glistening Noob exist in Slop Tower Defense.
Glistening Noob
| Rarity | Exclusive |
| Version | Standard |
| Exist | 281,805 |