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Traits

Regular traits, 250 Crystals a roll

TraitTierChanceOne inEffect
HyperionDivine0.029%3,435-60% cooldown, +15% range. The speed of a god.
GodlikeDivine0.058%1,717+45% damage, +40% range, -15% cooldown. Your unit has ascended to a new level.
EmperorSecret0.097%1,030+35% damage, +25% range, -25% cooldown. King of all; The best trait money can buy.
GlitchedSecret0.146%687+10% damage. ERROR; unknown value imput [random ammount of money from hitting enemies]
Ka-BOOM!Secret0.194%515+30% damage, +10% range. 15% chance for an attack to EXPLODE for TRIPLE damage. [not splash.]
SuperMythical0.582%172+22% damage, +15% range, -12% cooldown. Huge boosts AND crits? i NEED this trait on gubby.
OverlordMythical0.776%129+30% damage, +20% range, -18% cooldown. A true beast!
BlessedLegendary1.55%64+18% damage, +15% range, -12% cooldown. Tung Tung Gods' blessing.
ExecutionerLegendary1.94%52+15% damage. Insta kills enemies that are at 15% of their max HP. (not bosses)
CritterRare3.88%26+5% damage. Slight chance for units to deal 1.75x damage.
Bounty HunterRare4.37%23+10% damage. You make money based off the enemies hp in %.
Boss KillerRare4.37%23+5% damage, +8% range. Deals +35% more damage to bosses.
DeadeyeRare5.34%19+10% damage, +12% range. Eyes like a bird for sure.
Cheap IIUncommon5.82%17-5% placement price, -12% upgrade price. Money mouth face emoji here
Range IIUncommon7.28%14+10% range. Eyes like a bird? Not sure.
Cooldown IIUncommon7.28%14-8% cooldown. Attacks are abit quicker.
Damage IIUncommon7.76%13+10% damage. Just that extra bit of damage.
Cheap ICommon10.68%9-8% placement price. Cheaper to place.
Damage ICommon12.62%8+5% damage. A little more damage.
Range ICommon12.62%8+5% range. *Ninja monkey pointing at camo bloon meme*
Cooldown ICommon12.62%8-4% cooldown. Attacks faster.

Halloween traits, 2,500 Candy a roll

TraitTierChanceOne inEffect
Pumpkin KingHallowed0.05%2,000+40% damage, +25% range, -20% cooldown. King of the night.
Soul HarvestNightmare3.5%29+22% damage, +10% range. Each kill makes it stronger.
Jack-o'-LanternCursed11%9+18% damage, +12% range. Sets them on fire.
Trick or TreatHaunted30%3+12% damage. Trick: a big hit. Treat: free cash.
Sugar RushSpooky55.45%2+10% damage, -8% cooldown. Sugar high. Hits faster.

How the odds work

Each trait has a weight in the game files, and a roll picks one in proportion to it, so a trait's chance is its weight over the pool's total (103.04 for the regular pool). The Halloween traits are a separate pool you roll with Candy. The percentages in the effect column are the trait's own numbers: Damage II's 10% means 1.1x damage.

Try any trait on a tower in the damage calculator.

Questions

What's the rarest trait?

Hyperion (Divine), at 0.029% a roll, about 1 in 3,435. Next is Godlike at 1 in 1,717.

How much does a trait reroll cost?

250 Crystals a roll. Pity gives a Mythical or better trait by roll 150, and a Secret pity sits at 1,000 rolls. Halloween traits cost 2,500 Candy a roll, with Hallowed guaranteed by roll 3,500.

What's the best trait?

For damage, Hyperion: 60% off the cooldown is 2.5x the damage a second. Emperor (1.8x), the Halloween Pumpkin King (1.75x) and Godlike (about 1.7x, with 40% more range) follow.

Can every tower get a trait?

Every tower but the boosters. The game turns them away with "Sorry this unit is a booster, you cannot get traits."

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