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About John Doe
John Doe is an Exclusive unit in Slop Tower Defense. There are 131,209 in the game. It has no set trade value yet, so the trading hub is the place to see what players offer for it.
Stats
Fully upgraded, John Doe hits for 404 every 0.4s, about 1,010 damage a second, with a Corrupt attack. Placing it costs 2,016 cash and all 4 upgrades bring the total to 8,595. You can place 2 at a time. It sees hidden enemies from upgrade 2. It pierces armor from upgrade 3.
| Level | Cost | Damage | Cooldown | Range | DPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Place | 2,016 | 123 | 1s | 14 | 123 |
| Lv 2 | 1,000 | 189 | 0.85s | 15 | 222 |
| Lv 3 | 1,404 | 223 | 0.7s | 17 | 319 |
| Lv 4 | 1,975 | 345 | 0.6s | 19 | 575 |
| Lv 5 | 2,200 | 404 | 0.4s | 20 | 1,010 |
Damage a second is damage divided by cooldown; splash, fire, bleed and the other effects add to it in a match. Try a trait in the damage calculator.
How to get John Doe
- The Retro Chest: 0.5%, 1 in 200.
Copies in existence
The game's own count across all players, read on Oct 31, 2026.
Related Values
FAQ
How many John Doe exist?
131,209 John Doe exist in Slop Tower Defense.

John Doe
Exclusive
| Rarity | Exclusive |
| Version | Standard |
| Exist | 131,209 |
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